Robert Benchley

 "Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."

George MacDonald

"It is our best work that G-d wants, not the dregs of our exhaustion. I think he must prefer quality to quantity."

Rudyard Kipling

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"When your Daemon is in charge, do not try to think consciously. Drift, wait, and obey."

Robert M. Hutchins

"Whenever I feel the urge to exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes away."

Groucho Marx

Photo courtesy of Steve Jurvetson of Menlo Park

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

Franklin D. Roosevelt

"Nobody will ever deprive the America people of the right to vote except the American people themselves and the only way they could do this is by not voting."

Monty Python

"Then you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...with...a herring!"

LBJ

"Come now, let us reason together."

Douglas Adams

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."