Dave Barry

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"If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'"

Chuck Palahniuk

"The best thing about getting a flu shot is that you never again need to wash your hands. That's how I see it."

E.B. White

"It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer."

Aeschylus

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"There is no avoidance in delay."

James Jones

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"It is the knowledge of the unendingness and of the repetitious uselessness, the do it up so it can be done again, that makes Fatigue fatigue."

George Bernard Shaw

"Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything."

John Steinbeck

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"It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it."