H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

"When facing a difficult task, act as though it is impossible to fail. If you are going after Moby Dick, take along the tartar sauce."

Kristin Armstrong

"Typically creative people are usually not clock-slaves or list-makers, so the idea of enforcing goals and deadlines can be somewhat daunting."

Mark Twain

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."

Erma Bombeck

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"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times are twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."

Dwight Schrute

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"Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision."

Agatha Christie

"One of the luckiest things that can happen to you in life, I think, is to have a happy childhood."

Paul Cezanne

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"The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution."